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The scene shifts to the New Directions decorating and singing.

New Directions:

Fah who foraze! Dah who doraze!

Welcome Christmas, come this way!

Fah who foraze! Dah who doraze!

Welcome Christmas, Christmas Day!

New Direction Girls:

Welcome, welcome! Fah who rahmus!

Welcome, welcome! Dah who dahmus!

Christmas Day is in our grasp!

So long as we have hands to clasp!

Fah who foraze! Dah who doraze!

Welcome Christmas! Bring your cheer!

New Directions Boys:

Fah who foraze! Dah who doraze!

Welcome all who's far and near!

<p style="text-align:center">New Directions:

<p style="text-align:center">Fah who foraze! Dah who doraze!

<p style="text-align:center">Welcome Christmas, come this way!

<p style="text-align:center">Fah who foraze! Dah who doraze!

<p style="text-align:center">Welcome Christmas, Christmas Day!

<p style="text-align:center">New Directions and The Troubletones:

<p style="text-align:center">Welcome, Christmas! Fah who rahmus!

<p style="text-align:center">Welcome, Christmas! Dah who dahmus!

<p style="text-align:center">Christmas Day will always be!

<p style="text-align:center">Just as long as we have we!

<p style="text-align:center">Fah who foraze! Dah who doraze!

<p style="text-align:center">Welcome Christmas! Bring your cheer!

<p style="text-align:center">Fah who foraze! Dah who doraze!

<p style="text-align:center">Welcome all who's far and near!

The title card appears appears

The scene shifts to Kevin walking in the hallway.

Kevin (Voiceover): Being a teacher here rocks, because I get to be with Kitty Cole.

Kevin walks into the Classroom.

Kevin (Voiceover): But my students are well not learning anything at all.

Kevin: Who was in charge of World War II?

<p style="tab-stops:142.5pt">*Mali raises her hand* 

Kevin: Yes Mali?

Mali: Mudkipz!

The scene shifts to the Teacher Lounge.

[Kevin stares at Kitty and Zeke who are making out in front of him]

Kevin (Voiceover): That is gross no one wants to see that, only I should be putting my lounge down her throat.

Kevin: Hey you have a bun in the over.

[As Kevin gets up everyone sees that Kevin has an erectoion and laughs]

[Kitty looks at Kevin and rolls her eyes and goes after Zeke]

Kevin (Voiceover): I screwed up big time.

''The bell rings and shifts to The Redsleeps Mall Zale’s store. ''

Laura: What about this one?

Nate: It’s too big; I need one that is just right.

Laura: What about this one?

Nate: Laura, are you kidding me the diamond is fake.

Laura: Well than I don’t know what to tell you. What about something that matches your sex life.

Nate: We haven’t had sex yet.

Laura: [Laughs] never, oh my god you too have been dating for six years and have never had sex. <p style="border:none;mso-border-bottom-alt:solid windowtext .75pt; padding:0in;mso-padding-alt:0in 0in 1.0pt 0in">Nate: Laura shut up.

The scene shifts to Kevin’s office.

Kevin: Hallie, Amy I would like you two to break up Zeke and Kitty.

Amy: We can’t do that sir.

<p style="text-align:center">Kevin:

<p style="text-align:center">Get off your sled and go to bed

<p style="text-align:center">Don't you ever tire?

<p style="text-align:center">Throw a bone i'm finally home

<p style="text-align:center">Curled up by the fire

<p style="text-align:center">Snow is falling from the sky

<p style="text-align:center">Like ashes from an urn

<p style="text-align:center">Sweet dreams my little one

<p style="text-align:center">Now it's my turn

<p style="text-align:center">Well christmas is going to the dogs

<p style="text-align:center">We'd rather have chew toys than yule logs

<p style="text-align:center">And things aren't looking very good it's true

<p style="text-align:center">So i'll just lay here and chew

<p style="text-align:center">Now when i sleep i like to dream

<p style="text-align:center">Of rabbits in the snow

<p style="text-align:center">Jumping right into my jaws

<p style="text-align:center">From their rabbit holes

<p style="text-align:center">Take one home and set him down

<p style="text-align:center">Right next to you shoes

<p style="text-align:center">Wake up to a big surprise

<p style="text-align:center">My gift to you

<p style="text-align:center">And christmas is going to the dogs

<p style="text-align:center">We'd rather have chew toys than yule logs

<p style="text-align:center">And things aren't looking very good it's true

<p style="text-align:center">So i'll just lay here and chew

<p style="text-align:center">And christmas is going to the dogs

<p style="text-align:center">We're scarfing down the turkey and eggnog

<p style="text-align:center">And things aren't looking very good it's true

<p style="text-align:center">So i'll just lay here and chew

<p style="tab-stops:center 466.1pt left 627.75pt">So i'll just stay here and chew 

Kevin: Do it for me or I will kick you off the Cheerios.

Hallie & Amy: Okay!

The two leave the room.

Kevin begins to yell “She will finally be mine”

Amy and Hallie enter the room again and say “What?”

Kevin: Nothing.

Amy and Hallie look at eachother.

<p style="tab-stops:182.25pt">''The scene shifts to the Choir room. ''

<p style="tab-stops:182.25pt">Zeke: Thanks for teaching us the moon walk Patch.

<p style="tab-stops:182.25pt">Everyone claps their hands with a fake smile.

<p style="tab-stops:182.25pt">Amy: If no one’s going to say it then I will.

<p style="tab-stops:182.25pt">Patch: Say what?

<p style="tab-stops:182.25pt">Amy: That you and Mr. Masculine are sleeping with eachtoher.

<p style="tab-stops:182.25pt">Patch and Zeke look at eachother.

<p style="tab-stops:182.25pt">Patch: What?

<p style="tab-stops:182.25pt">Mali: it’s true Mr. Masculine.

<p style="tab-stops:182.25pt">Josh: I strongly have too agree.

<p style="tab-stops:182.25pt">Everyone looks at eachother and nod.

<p style="tab-stops:182.25pt">Hallie: Just tell us the truth or we won’t tell.

<p style="tab-stops:182.25pt">Zeke: There is nothing going on between us.

<p style="tab-stops:182.25pt">The bell rings and everyone leaves exept Amy who stays behind.

<p style="tab-stops:182.25pt">Amy: [Puts her arms around Zeke]

<p style="tab-stops:182.25pt">Zeke: Hi Amy.

<p style="tab-stops:182.25pt">Amy: Don’t talk Mr. Buffy.

<p style="tab-stops:182.25pt">Zeke: [Takes her hands of his shoulder] I don’t do this with my students.

<p style="tab-stops:182.25pt">Amy: I’ll be back later, Mr. Buffy. <p style="tab-stops:182.25pt;border:none;mso-border-bottom-alt: solid windowtext .75pt;padding:0in;mso-padding-alt:0in 0in 1.0pt 0in">The camera zooms in on Zeke who looks confused. <p style="tab-stops:182.25pt">The scene shifts to the Hallway.

<p style="tab-stops:182.25pt">Amy walks up too Jake who is at his locker.

<p style="tab-stops:182.25pt">Amy: Jake, I have to break up with you.

<p style="tab-stops:182.25pt">Jake: Why?

<p style="tab-stops:182.25pt">Amy: Over Thanksgiving break Me and Patch fell in love.

<p style="tab-stops:182.25pt">Patch walks up too Amy and kisses her.

<p style="tab-stops:182.25pt">Jake: Whatever.

<p style="tab-stops:182.25pt">Jake begins to walk down the hallway.

<p style="tab-stops:182.25pt">Josh grabs Jake’s arm and touches it.

<p style="tab-stops:182.25pt">Josh: I heard that she dumped you.

<p style="tab-stops:182.25pt">Jake: Yeah she did.

<p style="tab-stops:182.25pt">Josh: If you’re looking for a rebound, I’m here.

<p style="tab-stops:182.25pt">Jake: Alright I’ll be your rebound. <p style="tab-stops:182.25pt 523.5pt;border:none;mso-border-bottom-alt: solid windowtext .75pt;padding:0in;mso-padding-alt:0in 0in 0in 0in">Amy and Hallie come up to Jake and Josh with four cups of slushies’ and throw them at Jake and Josh. <p style="tab-stops:182.25pt">The scene shifts to the Lima Bean.

<p style="tab-stops:182.25pt">Trent and Dougie sit next to eachother. Jim and Diego sit next to eachother.

<p style="tab-stops:182.25pt 279.75pt">Dougie: Trent I can’t go to that school play of yours. [Dougie winks at Diego]

<p style="tab-stops:182.25pt 279.75pt">Diego: Me too I can’t go eather.

<p style="tab-stops:182.25pt 279.75pt">Jim: Why can’t you two come?

<p style="tab-stops:182.25pt 279.75pt">Dougie: We have a dorm party.

<p style="tab-stops:182.25pt 279.75pt">Diego: Yes, Yes a Dorm Party. <p style="tab-stops:182.25pt 279.75pt;border:none;mso-border-bottom-alt: solid windowtext .75pt;padding:0in;mso-padding-alt:0in 0in 1.0pt 0in">The camera zooms in on Jim looking confused. <p style="tab-stops:182.25pt 279.75pt">The scene shifts to Kitty’s house.

<p style="tab-stops:182.25pt 279.75pt">[Kitty opens the door]

<p style="tab-stops:182.25pt 279.75pt">[Hallie walks in]

<p style="tab-stops:182.25pt 279.75pt">Kitty: Hallie, what are you doing here?

<p style="tab-stops:182.25pt 279.75pt">Hallie: I came here to be with you.

<p style="tab-stops:182.25pt 279.75pt">Hallie: [Puts her arms around Kitty]

<p style="tab-stops:182.25pt 279.75pt">Hallie: I wants you and I need you.

<p style="tab-stops:182.25pt 279.75pt">Hallie: [Kisses Kitty]

<p style="tab-stops:182.25pt 279.75pt">Kitty: [Stops] Hallie what if someone finds out?

<p style="tab-stops:182.25pt 279.75pt">Hallie: They won’t. Trust me.

<p style="tab-stops:182.25pt 279.75pt">[Hallie and Kitty kisses eachother and fall onto the coach]

<p style="tab-stops:182.25pt 279.75pt">[Hallie takes off her shirt and and unsnaps her Bra]

<p style="tab-stops:182.25pt 279.75pt">Hallie: Everything Is going to be alright, leave it all too me.

<p style="tab-stops:182.25pt 279.75pt">The scene shifts to Zeke’s house.

<p style="text-align:center;tab-stops:182.25pt 279.75pt">Zeke:

<p style="text-align:center;tab-stops:182.25pt 279.75pt">You're a mean one Mr Kevin

<p style="text-align:center;tab-stops:182.25pt 279.75pt">You really are a heel

<p style="text-align:center;tab-stops:182.25pt 279.75pt">You’re as cuddly as a cactus

<p style="text-align:center;tab-stops:182.25pt 279.75pt">You're as charming as an eel

<p style="text-align:center;tab-stops:182.25pt 279.75pt">Mr. Kevin

<p style="text-align:center;tab-stops:182.25pt 279.75pt">You’re a bad banana with a greasy black peel

<p style="tab-stops:182.25pt 279.75pt">The scene shifts back to Kitty’s house.

<p style="tab-stops:182.25pt 279.75pt">Kitty begins to moan.

<p style="text-align:center;tab-stops:182.25pt 279.75pt">You're a monster Mr. Kevin

<p style="text-align:center;tab-stops:182.25pt 279.75pt">Your Hearts an empty hole

<p style="text-align:center;tab-stops:182.25pt 279.75pt">Your brain is full of spiders

<p style="text-align:center;tab-stops:182.25pt 279.75pt">You’ve got garlic in your soul Mr. Kevin

<p style="text-align:center;tab-stops:182.25pt 279.75pt">I wouldn’t touch you with a

<p style="text-align:center;tab-stops:182.25pt 279.75pt">39 and a half Foot pole

<p style="text-align:center;tab-stops:182.25pt 279.75pt">You’re a vile one Mr. Kevin

<p style="text-align:center;tab-stops:182.25pt 279.75pt">You have termites in your smile

<p style="text-align:center;tab-stops:182.25pt 279.75pt">You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile

<p style="text-align:center;tab-stops:182.25pt 279.75pt">Mr. Kevin

<p style="text-align:center;tab-stops:182.25pt 279.75pt">Given the choice between the two of you

<p style="text-align:center;tab-stops:182.25pt 279.75pt">I’d take the a seasick crocodile

<p style="tab-stops:182.25pt 279.75pt">Hallie licks Kitty’s abs as she gets a dildo out.

<p style="text-align:center;tab-stops:182.25pt 279.75pt">You’re a foul one Mr. Grinch

<p style="text-align:center;tab-stops:182.25pt 279.75pt">You’re a nasty wasty skunk

<p style="text-align:center;tab-stops:182.25pt 279.75pt">Your heart is full of unwashed socks,

<p style="text-align:center;tab-stops:182.25pt 279.75pt">Your soul is full of gunk

<p style="text-align:center;tab-stops:182.25pt 279.75pt">Mr. Kevin

<p style="text-align:center;tab-stops:182.25pt 279.75pt">The 3 words that best describe you, are as follows, and I quote

<p style="text-align:center;tab-stops:182.25pt 279.75pt">Stink, Stank, Stonk

<p style="text-align:center;tab-stops:182.25pt 279.75pt">You’re a rotter Mr. Kevin

<p style="text-align:center;tab-stops:182.25pt 279.75pt">You’re the king of sinful sots

<p style="text-align:center;tab-stops:182.25pt 279.75pt">Your hearts a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots

<p style="text-align:center;tab-stops:182.25pt 279.75pt">Mr. Kevin

<p style="text-align:center;tab-stops:182.25pt 279.75pt">Your sole is an appalling dump heap

<p style="text-align:center;tab-stops:182.25pt 279.75pt">Overflowing with the most disgraceful

<p style="text-align:center;tab-stops:182.25pt 279.75pt">Assortment of deplorable rubbish

<p style="text-align:center;tab-stops:182.25pt 279.75pt">Imaginable, mangled up in tangled up knots

<p style="text-align:center;tab-stops:182.25pt 279.75pt">You nauseate me, Mr. Kevin

<p style="text-align:center;tab-stops:182.25pt 279.75pt">With a nauseous super naus

<p style="text-align:center;tab-stops:182.25pt 279.75pt">You’re a crooked jerky jockey and,

<p style="text-align:center;tab-stops:182.25pt 279.75pt">you drive a crooked horse

<p style="text-align:center;tab-stops:182.25pt 279.75pt">Mr. Kevin

<p style="text-align:center;tab-stops:182.25pt 279.75pt">You’re a 3 Decker sour kraut and toad stool sandwich

<p style="text-align:center;tab-stops:182.25pt 279.75pt">With arsenic sauce!

<p style="tab-stops:182.25pt 279.75pt">Kitty gets off top of Hallie and lays down right next to her, Hallie and Kitty make out.

<p style="tab-stops:182.25pt 279.75pt">The bell rings and shifts to The Redsleeps Food Cout.

<p style="tab-stops:182.25pt 279.75pt">AJ: So Laura tells me that you and Jim haven’t had sex yet.

<p style="tab-stops:182.25pt 279.75pt">Max: [Spits out his drink] what they haven’t had sex yet?

<p style="tab-stops:182.25pt 279.75pt">Junette: We can’t have sex until we get married

<p style="tab-stops:182.25pt 279.75pt">Max: But don’t you want to feel his body next too yours?

<p style="tab-stops:182.25pt 279.75pt">Junette: I haven’t thought about it

<p style="tab-stops:182.25pt 279.75pt">Laura and Nate walk up to the table.

<p style="tab-stops:182.25pt 279.75pt">Nate grabs Junette’s hand and says:

<p style="text-align:center;tab-stops:182.25pt 279.75pt"> “Junette Harris, I’ve loved you sense grade three.

<p style="text-align:center;tab-stops:182.25pt"> I want to be with you forever, and with this ring [Nate takes his wring out]

<p style="text-align:center;tab-stops:182.25pt"> Junette Harris will you marry me?”

<p style="tab-stops:182.25pt">Junette begins to cry she replies with the answer “Yes”

<p style="tab-stops:182.25pt">Nate gets off his knee and kisses her, Laura and AJ also kiss.

<p style="tab-stops:182.25pt">Everyone claps <p style="tab-stops:182.25pt;border:none;mso-border-bottom-alt: solid windowtext .75pt;padding:0in;mso-padding-alt:0in 0in 1.0pt 0in">The camera zooms into Max who looks lonely. The scene shifts to the Mall’s shoe store.

Amy: So you slept with Kitty huh?

Hallie: Yep.

Amy: You probably crushed her because of your Fatness.

Hallie: What?

Amy: That’s why Claude dumped you because your getting fat, fat people have no life’s’. That’s why I have to be skinny because of my pornstar career.

Hallie: I’m not fat [Hallie looks down at her shirt]

Amy: Go eat that Cookie you bought at the store and puke it up when your done.

Hallie: Yes mom. <p style="border:none;mso-border-bottom-alt:solid windowtext .75pt; padding:0in;mso-padding-alt:0in 0in 1.0pt 0in">Amy: Thank you. The scene shifts to BreadstiX’s.

Zeke grabs Kitty’s hand and says:

<p style="text-align:center"> “Kitty Cole, I’ve been in love with you sense the first time I saw you

<p style="text-align:center"> [Nate takes his wring out]

<p style="text-align:center"> Kitty Cole will you marry me?”

Junette begins to cry she replies with the answer “No”

Kitty leaves and begins to cry.

The camera shifts to Kevin who was watching this from another table, his heart began to shrink.

<p style="text-align:center">Kevin:

<p style="text-align:center">Where are you Christmas

<p style="text-align:center">Why can't I find you

<p style="text-align:center">Why have you gone away

<p style="text-align:center">Where is the laughter

<p style="text-align:center">You used to bring me

<p style="text-align:center">Why can't I hear music play

<p style="text-align:center">My world is changing

<p style="text-align:center">I'm rearranging

<p style="text-align:center">Does that mean Christmas changes too

''Zeke gets up and begins to sing. ''

<p style="text-align:center">Zeke:

<p style="text-align:center">Where are you Christmas

<p style="text-align:center">Do you remember

<p style="text-align:center">The one you used to know

<p style="text-align:center">I'm not the same one

<p style="text-align:center">See what the time's done

<p style="text-align:center">Is that why you have let me go

<p style="text-align:center">Kevin and Zeke:

<p style="text-align:center">Christmas is here

<p style="text-align:center">Everywhere, oh

<p style="text-align:center">Christmas is here

<p style="text-align:center">If you care, oh

<p style="text-align:center">Kevin:

<p style="text-align:center">If there is love in your heart and your mind

<p style="text-align:center">Zeke:

<p style="text-align:center">You will feel like Christmas all the time

<p style="text-align:center">Kevin and Zeke:

<p style="text-align:center">I feel you Christmas

<p style="text-align:center">I know I've found you

<p style="text-align:center">You never fade away

<p style="text-align:center">The joy of Christmas

<p style="text-align:center">Stays here in silence

<p style="text-align:center">Fills each and every heart with love

<p style="text-align:center">Where are you Christmas

<p style="text-align:center">Fills your heart with love

The scene shifts to Dougie’s house.

Claude pulls up in his car.

Claude sees Dougie and Diego kissing.

Claude: Oh, my god.

The scene shifts to the The April Rhodes Civic Pavilion.

<p style="text-align:center">New Directions:

<p style="text-align:center">''Fah who foraze! Dah who doraze!''

<p style="text-align:center">Welcome Christmas, come this way!

<p style="text-align:center">''Fah who foraze! Dah who doraze!''

<p style="text-align:center">Welcome Christmas, Christmas Day!

<p style="text-align:center">The Troubletones:

<p style="text-align:center">''Welcome, welcome! Fah who rahmus!''

<p style="text-align:center">''Welcome, welcome! Dah who dahmus!''

<p style="text-align:center">Christmas Day is in our grasp!

<p style="text-align:center">So long as we have hands to clasp!

<p style="text-align:center">''Fah who foraze! Dah who doraze!''

<p style="text-align:center">''Welcome Christmas! Bring your cheer!''

<p style="text-align:center">New Directions:

<p style="text-align:center">''Fah who foraze! Dah who doraze!''

<p style="text-align:center">Welcome all who's far and near!

<p style="text-align:center">''Fah who foraze! Dah who doraze!''

<p style="text-align:center">Welcome Christmas, come this way!

<p style="text-align:center">''Fah who foraze! Dah who doraze!''

<p style="text-align:center">Welcome Christmas, Christmas Day!

<p style="text-align:center">New Directions and The Troubletones:

<p style="text-align:center">''Welcome, Christmas! Fah who rahmus!''

<p style="text-align:center">''Welcome, Christmas! Dah who dahmus!''

<p style="text-align:center">Christmas Day will always be!

<p style="text-align:center">Just as long as we have we!

<p style="text-align:center">''Fah who foraze! Dah who doraze!''

<p style="text-align:center">''Welcome Christmas! Bring your cheer!''

<p style="text-align:center">''Fah who foraze! Dah who doraze!''

<p style="text-align:center">Welcome all who's far and near!

Kitty: You were right I do like you.

[Kitty and Kevin kiss eachother]

Zeke sees them kissing eachother and begin to cry.